L1F3 in modern words:

Why is this?

This is gonna sound really wambulance worthy but ‘ere it goes.

Why is that only girls are the ones told “Oh you don’t have to be skinny with big boobs for us to love you!”
What about guys?

All the time I see women always going after the strong, tan guy instead of maybe the quirky white kid. Who’s hair might be messed up a bit and he doesn’t drive a car.

Go freakin’ talk to him. There’s a huge chance he won’t ever leave you, won’t cheat, lie, or do any of the crap alot of other guys will do. He’ll love you for you.

Not your body, but your mind and soul and heart. His only goal in life will be to please you and make you happy. He might seem clingy but give him time, he’ll sort it out and then he’ll be all yours and you’ll be all his.

But if you cheat on him.. you’re going to kill him inside.

You might’ve been the only girl in the world who actually loved him other than his mom and you’re going to do that?

Anyways, don’t always make us feel like we have to be ‘hot’ to get girls.

Just talk to us, we’re cool guys. I promise :)